memos.

ignore tuft please!! there will be no suing involved. all digital currency, zero microtransactions.

note, if he does try to add those i will personally make sure he doesnt.

— cole, head programmer

you can now buy trading card packs for coins.

unlike everything else, you can actually trade them.

sadly you still cannot eat them (i tried).

(ps, dont sue me if you dont get the card you want.)

— tuft, CEO

i am now issuing stamps. you get one for turning up a lot, for being petted a lot, for winning things in the arcade, and for a few reasons i'm not going to tell you about.

they appear next to your name. they are not worth coins. they cannot be traded, sold, or eaten. i checked the last one personally.

the arcade also has high scores now. i am at the top of all of them. this has been independently verified by me.

the full list is here.

— tuft, CEO

effective immediately, every space comes with a smaller version of me. they are not me. they are not management. they are, at best, interns.

you may name yours, paint it any colour, and dress it in clothes from the closet. clothes cost coins. coins cannot be bought. i looked into it and decided i'd rather you earned them, which you do by turning up and by being nice to other people's interns.

visitors may pet and feed them. please feed them. they get dramatic.

all sales are final. no refunds. the crown is a replica.

— tuft, CEO

there is now a door marked "wander". it takes you to someone's space at random. i chose the randomness myself.

there is also a page where you can ask me questions. my answers are final. if you ask again, you get the same answer, because i have already decided.

finally, press ? on any page. i won't explain further.

— tuft, CEO

to all staff,

catcloud is now open. it is a cloud in the sense that it is on the internet and i said so.

everyone who joins gets a space. a space is a page you control completely. you may make it beautiful. you may make it unreadable. both are supported.

— tuft, CEO

spaces may contain any html and css you like. they may not contain javascript. this is not because i don't trust you. it is because i don't trust you.

scripts are switched off by the browser itself, inside a sandbox. there is no way around it, so please stop looking for one. (if you find one, tell the management. the management is a cat, but it will be passed along.)

— tuft, CEO

the company keeps a single shared count of every time anyone, anywhere, clicks on me. it is stored permanently. this is a normal thing for a company to do.

i will tolerate a reasonable number of pets. you will know when you have exceeded it.

— tuft, CEO

right-click me and i'll leave. there's a button at the bottom of every page to bring me back. i will not mention this incident again. i will think about it, though.

— tuft, CEO